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keyword or pseudonym for sneaking out and having sex on one's front lawn. Can be used to discuss in mixed audience, i.e. in the presence of parents or authority figures. can also be described in degree, such as half-waffle(blowjob) or third-waffle(handjob).
"Me and julia had some crazy tasty waffles last night...with lots of syrup."
the positioning of a subjecy that will be done be the wife of a household
well you just sit right there and my waffle get it.
(best when said with a country accent)
To bash someone upside their head, with a unspecified foreign object of some sort. Could be a garbage can, chair, tire iron, or anything within reachable distance to the assailent.
"I knew the fight was going form bad to worse, when I saw the one guy waffle the other with a 'STOP' sign."
1 Going on at great lengths about a subject, and usualy being boring in the process.
1 ( That guy just keeps on waffling about biographies and stuff.)
(noun, pl) - a device or inanimate that is too yummy for one's tummy.
-make us waffles!
-no, it is too yummy for my tummy
Changing one's position on an issue
Senator John Kerry is well known for waffling on the important political issues to appease both sides
Waff'ling, from the verb 'to waffle', meaning:
1. To blather on pointlessly about a nonsense topic.
2. To get yourself out of a tight situation by talking a lot of bullshit.
1. 'I really want to impress this guy, so I'll start waffling on about nothing and look like a total prat!'
2. 'But Sir, I really did do that assignment! My dog ate it!'
'Stop waffling on. Thursday night detention.'