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Crack cocaine "cooked" using jet fuel; usually available only on military bases.
They got fucked up on crack at their army friend's battle cocktail party.
A gutter cocktail requires two hands working on tandem to jack a young man off. Performed by a kind young professional. Typically the work of a young man trying to impress friends with his street skills.
Dave, have you ever received a gutter cocktail?
Only in Pittsburg. It was wonderful.
A new Rye Whiskey Cocktail composed of traditional ingredients and named for the author of "Catcher In The Rye" J.D. Salinger. Cocktail is composed of the following ingredients:
2 oz Rye Whiskey
2 oz Ginger Beer (Bundaberg)
2 Dashes Angostura Bitters
Possible garnish: Lemon twist
Bartender I'm slightly better than the bros at this bar and I'd like to assert my superiority by ordering a new drink that kills shit with classic ingredients... Especially because most bartenders haven't heard of it and it makes my dick 2x as pineapple flavored. I'll take a Salinger Cocktail.
When a group of at least 4 males masturbate to ejaculation into a wine glass, and then pour it onto an unsuspecting sleeping, or passed out (drunk) females face at a party. Usually a passive aggressive way to settle a score.
Joe: Man, that cunt Abby just slapped you in the face dude..
Chris: I know man......You thinking what I'm thinkng?
Both: Cocktail Party!!!
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Involves watching a sporting event, consuming alcohol, and receiving a blowjob, at the same time.
I was watching the game when the wifey brought over a beer and gave me a Hungarian Cocktail.
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A mixed alcoholic drink (consumers choice) but containing a sleeping aid and laxatives. Guaranteed to knock you on your ass and so good you'll shit your pants.
Target the loudest most obnoxious member of the party.
Jim, 'Hey Joe, do you think Jack is due for a Shitty Cocktail?'
Joe, 'Long overdue, lets give one to him.'
Jim, 'After it kicks in lets glue his fingers to his nipples.'
Joe, 'Already have the glue ready.'
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When a guy cum inside the girl ass, her friend eat the load from her ass.
Thanks, that ass cocktail was delicious. Can I lick out some more.
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