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A disease suffered by a fat chick who are so diguested with herself she cockblocks any guy from talking to her attractive friend(s). Fat women who suffer this disease for long periods of time will develop a permanent pissed off demeanor look on their face. They possess chubby perma-frown cheeks resembling a bulldog's jowls.
I was trying to mack on this hot chick and this fat bitch with madcow disease came over and shit all over my game.
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Person who has weird/disgusting hand movements and/or leg, and feet movements.
Speaker 1: Why do your hands looks like?
Speaker 2: I have Crip disease.
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Noun. The hereditary and contagious disease spread amongst females that results in the occurance of scissoring and other lesbian acts. A terminal illness equivalent to AIDs. Discovered by Dr. LeBlanc in 2002.
Watch out for Amy ladies, her mom was diagnosed with Dykenson's Disease and its contagious.
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The lifelong disease of being a goober. Hard to diagnose, but non-curable once found. Acts up in episodes. Like acne except without the zits.
Hannah: Did you hear about Jack? He's got gooberness disease!
Eddy: Oh no! He'll be a goober for the rest of his life!
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A disease in which the body produces antibodies that attack its own tissues, leading to the deterioration and in some cases to the destruction of such tissue. In simpler terms, it is when your immune system...is...bad.
Ayesha had to start taking medication when she got rheumatoid arthritis, a type of autoimmune disease.
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A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.
Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.
Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.
A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.
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A fast acting disease which results in death usually in a few months
I got aids which is terminal disease
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