gentleman eater

An unusually powerful, beautiful and charasmatic woman who chases after well-mannered and considerate men with high standards of proper behavior. Only the best is acceptable for this woman. She will lead you on, act sweet and nice, and make you think she realy likes you. Then when you fall completely head over heals in love with her... she'll kill the passion. She'll stomp all over your feelings, take your money and go find another gentleman within seconds of breaking your heart.

"You're such a slutty little maneater"

"I am not! I'm a gentleman eater. I only like the good guys!"

"But you're still a slut"

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cheese eater

A derogatory term for one who collects government assistance. So named because the U.S. Government, between the 1960s and 1990s, ran a popular public assistance program for welfare and food stamp recipients whereby recipients were given blocks of processed "government cheese".

What do you cheese eaters care about taxes; you don't even pay taxes!

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cake eater

In Minnesota this goes as follows:

Usually used as a derogative term for calling a person of wealth a spoiled 'you have it too easy' piece of shit brat!

Usually called to rich kids who drive BMWs and Mercedes-Benz's and get their college and college housing totally paid for and also get a hefty monthly allowance that's so great that they have absolutely no need to work in order to maintain their lavish lifestyle. This is a cake eater.

Synonymous with calling someone: Spoiled rich little fuck!

Cassi: "Did you see Jesse's new BMW? He thinks he's so damn cool driving around in it but we all know his daddy bought it for him - and plus, the kid doesn't know how to drive it anyways!"

Tim: "Yeah, but dont worry about that cocky fucker, he's just another cake eater!"

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butter eater

Negative term for common people, peasants, farmers, working class people etc. The lower end of the social status. Higher classes of people used finer expensive olive and nut oils.

According to the Greeks and Romans, a butter eater was a person who churned the milk of goats and cows ro make butter for eating and cooking because they couldn' afford finer olive oil. To the Roman 'well-to-do', butter was medicinal only, for burns, and such.

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cupcake eater

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.

My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.

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Poo eater

A person who enjoys eating poo.

Mr. Phetz, of twitter dot com fame, is a poo eater.

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sandwich eater

One who sits around on his or her large, lazy ass and does nothing all day instead of working. Can often be found in government agencies.

Those sandwich eaters at the DMV took three hours to take my picture for my driver's license.

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