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The act, much pleasureable to some cultures around the world, or getting your dick stomped on by an elephant. This arouses men to the point where ejaculating on multiple tarts which they then feed to their loved one's and the elephant, as compensation for their efforts.
Yesterday a bagdad man instructed me on how to perform an elephant tart. That elephants foot felt so good as it stomped on my penis. I then fed my cum filled tart to my slaves, loved ones, and the elephant himself who then proceeded to ejaculate on me.
A melatonin placed at that bottom of a shot glass that is then filled with alcohol, preferably Jack Daniels. Will knock you out. Correct: will knock you the fuck out!
Bro 1: dude, where the fuck have i been the last 2 days.
Bro 2: What you talking about? you been knocked out for the last week after that sleepy elephant you had!
When a male pulls his pockets inside out and unzips his fly and takes out his penis.
"Man, Bennett totally just did the party elephant! He is a real winner!"
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A celebrated, tri-weekly cartoon focusing on the lives of several elephants. It has been hailed for using repetition, irony, and smoking elephants to great comedic success. It is known as A.C.E. to its biggest fans.
Check it out, yo:
http://www.acertainelephant.com/ace-58.html#
"Man, I just rofled for like 5 minutes after reading A Certain Elephant today!"
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A girl who is smuggling peanuts must obviously be working for the elephant mafia. Everyone knows elephants have been using them for years as their peanut mules.
Crikey Rosy! Is it cold outside or have you started working for the elephant mafia?
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When said means simply, I'll love you forever and always, it the words you say to your signifigant other to be cute and tell them you love them deeply and will forever.
love signifigant other elephant juice
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The name given to John Merrick
hey look, its the John Merric, The Elephant Man!
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