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Verb: When having sexual relations in the same topographic point, in which the sexual fluids from both parties amalgamate, sometimes with the same partner.
Noun: A "puddle" of bodily fluids that is visibly observed to be that of a sexual origin, from two or more consenting couples.
1: Noun
Q: What's that on your bed?
A: Oh that? That's an Eskimo Puddle, Bob and I used the same bed to have sexual relations with these two females.
2: Noun
Male 1: Hey bro, I just wanted to let you know I totally scored in your bed. You're gonna have to change those sheets, I left a puddle.
Male 2: No way man! Me too, I got with that Lucy chick. She was just laying in my bed waiting for me, she totally wanted me.
Male 1: Ha! Dude I totally banged her in your bed too!
Male 2: Shit man I thought that was all me, turns out we made an Eskimo Puddle and now we're Eskimo Brothers! Friends forever!
3: Verb
"Oh fuck yeah babe look at this Eskimo Puddle we just made, its nice and fresh. Pete will never know we banged in his bed right after him. My life mission is complete."
eskimo puddle sexual relation splooge
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The act of giving a blow job after having ice cubes in one's mouth.
We had an ice machine when we stayed in the hotel, so I asked if they'd give me an eskimo nell.
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tying someone up with a scarf, and having sex with only snowshoes and mittens on.
Me and this sarah girl had mad eskimo sex last night.
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A fighting contest where both parties stand stationary, facing one another at less than arms reach.They take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge the punches. The winner is the last one standing. It is similar to roshambo.
Eskimo boxing is just like bloody knuckles but with your face.
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A sexual encounter involving a man skeeting on a woman's face in below freezing temperatures, causing the semen to freeze into a white sheen over the women's face.
Man: "How's the temperature inside the freezer?"
Woman: ""It's damn cold, that's for sure."
Man: "Perfect for an Eskimo Snowchild."
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Also see alaskan pipeline
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The act of deficating with the intent of freezing said specimen and utiliting the same for anal insertion upon reaching a frozen state.
Jimmy drilled me with an Eskimo Dildo last night in his wigwam, it was wonderful!
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When you have sexual relations with a female/male and there is another male/female there gettin' it on with that female/male
Dude i cant believe we double teamed that bitch.
Dude i know it was fucking crazy!!!
Yeah that makes us Eskimo twins now rambro.
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