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A party, which usually takes place in the woods on a large hill. It's a hell of a party, but at least one dumbass gets seriously injured.
Me: I wanna fuck this keg cause it's made of metal..
Sam: Did you just say that??
Me: People let me tell you bout my new best friend Barnaby Jones! -falls off the hill and gets fucked up-
Sam: It's official.. this is a backwoods keg party..
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When your fucking a girl in the mouth and you stick your hand all the way their ass and beat yourself off by impaling her
I just gave my girlfriend a balkan powder keg and she died.
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state of euphoria created mainly by alcohol but influenced directly by people,drugs,and lack of thought.
whats goin on tonight?
i heard there was a big shiny barrel hypnotizing our friends
sweeet
keg party mentality
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An individual who fails, pathetically, to live up to a rather low set of expectations while either simultaneously or separately degrading themselves further by voluntarily engaging in far more outrageous and embarrassing behavior.
The Iota class finished only half of their keg while simultaneously engaging in sexual intercourse with a festive gourd. Bunch of Half-Keg Pumpkin Fuckers
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A sexual position in which the woman engages in oral sex with the man, while the man is in a standing position and the woman is upside down doing a handstand. The man then has the option to "pump the keg" by fisting her vaginally.
"That girl last night was crazy; she treated me to a Tulsa County Keg Stand"
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The act of taikng an obese subject and introducing a considerable amount of baby powder to the anterior surface of the perineal region in order to find a wet spot...
She said she was,"ready". Well I had to be sure so I powder kegged her and that revealed her wetness from within.
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An situation which is generally in MMO/RPG's where the gameplay is based on the consumption of Health/Mana/Status of your Choice potions or the players find themselves with an excess collection of potions to the point where they could hold a Keg Party, invite all their mates and imitate a Beer Keg Party.
"I got so many Health Potions left over we could throw a Potion Keg Party, invite our entire guild and get wasted!"
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