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The fictional time-period of which newscasters speak of in a pre-recorded television show which has been stored and is being watched.
John: "Shit! It's supposed to snow in June!?!? Whadafuh?"
Sean: "Naw, that's only in TiVO Land"
John: "Ooooh. Yea."
A close neighbor to the Land of the Stupids, the Land of the Clueless is where you find people with no common sense or who are completely incompetent. Children often visit this land when being asked to do something by their parents. Co-workers as well.
No one could figure out that the door needs to be closed so the heat doesn't escape? Gee, I guess we are in the Land of the Clueless.
Slang for Japan. Most commonly used by non-Japanese people who have spent time living and working there.
I enjoy taking trains in J-land because they're convenient and clean, unlike public transportation back home.
Refers to when someone lands a vehicle, usually aircraft, in such a manner that it causes damage to the vehicle such as broken wings, but without any casualties. May also apply to submarines on the ocean floor.
Popularized by former Royal Navy sailor/Youtuber Paul "The Mighty Jingles" Charlton, who is notorious for doing this in video games, including in the aforementioned submarine.
The plane is damaged, because the last pilot who flew it made a Jingles Landing and broke the landing gear.
Virgin land, soil, forests, etc... Virgin land is land which is in its natural state and still rich in resources and not touched by humans.
"This island is virgin land"
Beach Landing is when you are defecating and you aim at the porcelain just above the waterline to avoid splash-back and unnecessary noise
Zach: "Hey man, what's up?"
Nick: "Not much, just executed a smooth beach landing."
Zach: "... A what?"
Nick: "A Beach Landing. You know, when you drop a deuce just above the water-line so you don't get water splashing on your butthole."
Zach: "High-five!!"
Another term for 'dachshund' or 'wiener dog'
when i got home my land otters had ripped the couch to shreds
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