Kennedy Meal

A liquid meal consisting of alcohol

Johnny: "What did you have for breakfast?"
Janey: "I had a Kennedy breakfast."

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main meal

A woman who should shove a packet of crisps down there throat and die a painful death

ARE YOU HAVING A MAIN MEAL
Child:get lost

Woman:GET OUT
Child:fine 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗲𝘀
Woman: WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Child: I-

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combo meal

Definition 1: A meal with a combination such as a burger with
fries and a drink.

Definition 2: A fat person who has a combination of different skills.

For Definition 1:
"I went to McDonald's and got a Big Mac with a combo meal!"

For Definition 2:
Fat person: "I know karate, skateboarding, and can sleep with my eyes open!"
Fat person's friend: "Wow dude, you're a combo meal."

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Meal Prep

White people version of saying making a meal that will last a couple days after it is made aka to black people it’s leftovers

Megan I’m about to meal Prep for me and the kids

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Meals on wheels

Diarrhea

Man, I've got to get to the bathroom fast! That food I ate was so bad I've got meals on wheels.

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meal deal

Confusing McDonald's term for all the soccer mum's out there, you get the normal food you would get in a meal but with a deal as well.

McStaffHi can I take your order?
ParentCan I have a large quarter pounder meal deal?
McStaffWhat size would you like that in?
ParentLarge.

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pillow meal

When you fuck the girl so good she bites the pillow.....self explanatory or what?

It took three hours but she got the pillow meal in the end and I was out.

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