Lil' Big Mistake

Used to describe an easy, ugly, fat chick you took home and slept with after one too many drinks. You will never call her back and pray that a condom was used.

Thanks for letting me crash your pad last night I owe you. I also owe you a new towel... Lil' Big Mistake made me clean up after myself.

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blonderella and the 7 mistakes

Blonderella, a term used to define a short blonde female chihuahua. Also called Blondielocks.

Blonderella and the 7 mistakes. Go do the dishes.

Worst Mistake Ever

Electing Obama

Damn we elected obama, we made the worst mistake ever!

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worlds greatest mistake

You

Why, I don't know but all I know is that your mom said you were the worlds greatest mistake

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Mistakes-were-made

A word, originating from Call of Duty Black Ops, meaning an un-natural death not involving homicide. This word usually refers to suicide, falling to your death, or being crushed.

1. Hunter: Dude, did you see that?!
Snowy: No, what happened?
Hunter: That guy just d-
Hunter Mistakes-were-made
Snowy: NOOOOOOOOOO! Now I'll never know!

2. Killzone: Dude, watch this 360 grenade...
Martyn: lolwut?
Killzone: OH SHI-
Killzone Mistakes-were-made
Martyn: Did he just... What?
Spectator: (Laughing) Oh my god it bounced off the side of the window!

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bowie knife mistake

A slang expression used to describe a red gash, or womans fanny.

" mate she had a seriously loose bowie knife mistake....."

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I've made a huge mistake

A phrase used often in the canceled TV show "Arrested Development". The phrase is mostly used when the characters talk to themselves after a serious of poor choices/bad events. It's used to make light of bad situations, although the characters themselves don't find it funny.

MARTA: "I was really worried about you"
GOB: "You've got nothing to worry about. We're going to be together for a long time"
MARTA: "We're family now - I'm so happy. I'm going to call the kids!"
<MARTA walks out of room>
GOB: I've made a HUGE mistake

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