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A metal clip that holds paper together.
Chas. Manson: Son, what is that in your hand?
Son of Sam: It's a clipper that goes on paper.
Chas. Manson: You don't mean...
Son of Sam: Yes; it is a paper clip once carried into battle by George Washington. He used it to floss with since floss was $350.00 an ounce.
Chas. Manson: Damn!
Son of Sam: Did you know he could do a triple back-flip with a half-twist when he got good and drunk? He was tight, man.
Chas. Manson: I think you missed the Urban Dictionary point here: use 'paper clip' in a sentence.
Son of Sam: Prick.
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1. paper or documents from a legendary or famous person.
2. paper or documents you wrote for a really long time and it's awesome.
3. a really good drawing that you put all of your life into and it took forever.
4. a book or short story you read that took a long time and has an extraordinary storyline and ending.
1. I just saw the Legendary Paper Julius Caesar wrote.
2. finally i am done with my term Legendary Paper.
3. I am finally done with my Legendary Paper samurai drawing!!!!!!!!
4. I'm done with harry potter 2 it is a Legendary Paper
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A person who only goes after money.
Today the only thing im going to worry about is chasing paper at work.
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A guy who talks a lot of shit but fails to deliver. I.E a fraud, a fake, or a phony.
Yo Mike R. really thinks he's tough but he ain't shit but a paper asshole.
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A better, and more technically correct, way of saying "piece of paper". Its usage pioneered by Matthew Baker.
Guy 1: Hey man, can I borrow a slice of paper?
Guy 2: Sure man. Sounds like a plan.
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Papers you carry with you while making visits of a purely personal nature to coworkers, giving the impression to others that you intend to conduct actual business.
Grab some ruse papers and we'll go find out what Tracey's doing this weekend.
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Someone who naturalized into the United States (i.e. green card) and was not an American at birth. This person is only American because they got the papers (i.e. citizenship) via the naturalization process and not by birth.
Look at that snobby, unappreciative Indian woman. Reaping the benefits of America yet gives no respect to her fellow citizens. She's a typical paper American.
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