poke fight

When you go back and forth for months, sometimes years, poking each other on Facebook. It's very stupid, pointless, and the only motivation for doing it is the simple fact that you just CANT BE LAST.

This is mad annoying, everyone keeps poking me, so i poke them all back, therefore starting the cycle all over again. Stupid poke fights....

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Poke fever

The sudden urge to play Pokemon

I was just sitting on the couch the other day and all of a sudden I came down with a mad case of Poke fever.

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Taint Poke

When you rub the sweat off your taint, then sneek up behind someone, poke em in the eyes then rub your fingers all around their face.

Zagote: Ew man Bobakanush, just taint poked that chick right there.

Bobakanush: Hail To Taint Fingers

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poke war

A grueling battle of wits and stamina. Opponents often develop 'poke-vision', ignoring important events and needs such as eating, sleeping, and writing PhD proposals.

Steve was locked in a poke war with Kate. He knew dinner was ready, but every time he went to leave the computer, that little red flag would pop up again and he'd have to poke back.

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Poking Stick

Any old stick found near a campsite used to poke the fire with. Hours of male entertainment.

thash ookay hunny, yoush go to shleep. Iii'm gonna poke th' fire a bit more... whersh my poking stick?

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smoke and poke

A hookup website that is for people that like to smoke weed and then have sex while stoned.

Mary jane joined Smoke and Poke so she could meet a guy that likes to take hits from the bong and have tantric sex while stoned AF.

provo poke

The act of a Mormon (not exactly from Provo but originating from) inserting his penis in to a females orifice and leaving it "unmoving" "unthrusting" to "soak"

Climax may or may not be reached.

We didnt have "sex" we just Provo poked...