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show priest

A priest who gives the appearance of godliness but it's all an act and his actions and words are not in allignment.

He preaches about the poor while drinking pricey wine and eating caviar. He's a show priest.

by Justice4all November 2, 2013


Hip Priest

Hypnotic-induction-process Priest. Someone, usually a big corporate entity, who will appear hip and up to date with current values, only to use this as a trick to get people to follow their bad intentions.

Coined by Mark E. Smith of British post-punk band The Fall in 1982, on the album Hex Enduction Hour

Marvel: Look, we're so progressive! This movie is vaguely hinted to have a trans character in it!
Person who can spot corporate bullshit: Can it, hip priest! Your movies are corporate products built off of worker abuse.

by alexpaintwork November 7, 2023


Priest Kid

The kids or teachers that have to get their way no matter what. Like a priest, they can't take no fr an answer.

Brandon made sure that we voted for his favorite, he really is a priest kid.

by sgduysagedy29 October 29, 2018


a grope of priests

collective noun (eg. a murder of crows) to describe a group of priests

look out john, theres a grope of priests sneaking about.

by Anony666mous December 21, 2019


beat the priest

Another way to phrase masturbation

Mom don’t come in I’m about to beat the priest!”

by Capt jigglebottom January 31, 2018


Priest

Someone who is very good at reading bibles and other assorted religious texts. Often a pedophile

My child has been baptised by the piss of the head priest of the Catholic Church

by TamChanUwU November 6, 2021


Priest

Representative of the catholic church and the Christian religion that prides themselves with the undeniable ability to efficiently fearmonger and prosecute those who commit the sin of being different, and the quality of without mistake properly “disciplining” his favorite little choir boy after each teaching and service.

In simple terms, the mortal enemy of rocker marilyn manson. (Probably cause he doesnt touch kids)

John: just saw a priest walking past that kindergarten
Trent: fuckin sick (in a bad way)

by Cupid (carries a gun) January 3, 2024