A man with vast knowledge of the Gooch
That fat, old, irish man from the seaside sure is a Professor Gooch
I well knowledgeable person, wise and knows how to do almost everything. Very loyal and dedicated. All Professors are handsome, with great looks an speak with confidence.
Who are you, My names Professor B an you are?
Yo look its Professor B!
This is a house of learning doctors, No my names Professor B an I'm here to teach!
Instead of "Rate my Professor", this means to write a livid review about your professor on the Rate My Professor website. You rage about your professor. This also can just be a typo of the regular "rate". The acronym for this is "RMP".
I am so fucking pissed about my grade. I am going to Rage My Professor now!
I am really angry and upset about this class. I will Rage my Professor!
court preacher. drops knowledge without being asked. unexpected source of wisdom. not an actual professor.
see also: couch professor
"blacktop professor coming in with the 3" (good advice)
can also be used as an insult, if the advice is annoying
"blacktop professor: cut the shit"
A person who exclusively rawdogs professors.
“It says “professor rawdogger” in his Tinder bio.”
“Swipe right!”
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Professor W Rizz just stole yo girl.
Yo it be me, my name is q=mcdeltaT. Everyday I be spittin' heat because I'm a boss that you can't beat. When your hoe comes knocking at my door, you know that you ain't got her anymore. They be saying that physics gets all the bitches but chemistry hits without any misses so when you put me in this position, don't mind when I come out swingin'. They be sayin' that I'm an elmo on the streets and a cookie monster in the sheets. You know I be the CEO of deceit, so why don't you come to my bathroom suite? Little hoe came over to meet, afterward, I stole her meat. All the opps be hatin' meanwhile, my bitch count is acceleratin'. When I see an opp acting like a clown, I make sure that I shoot em' down. You know me I pack a hundred rounds because you can't swim, you only drown.
Professor W Rizz just stole yo girl again.