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the large amount of fat that is over a womans fanny. stops it getting wet in sex when the man urinates to show how much dignity he has...
My wife is so fat! Shes got a fanny roof!
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When you sit naked on your sexual partner's head, placing your testicles on their forehead and have your partner jerk you off.
Last night, I made my girlfriend play fiddler on the roof, she was not pleased, and now we aren't talking.
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One who sneaks about at a party, slipping rohypnol (roofies) into peoples' drinks to try and see who will succumb to its effects and then make an attempt to get lucky with that unlucky person. Usually a roof fairy is a loser who can't get laid without drugging someone.
Bill- Hey Joe, what's the matter? you look like shit!
Joe- Man, I got visited by the roof-fairy at the club last night. I wanna kill whoever did that!
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A homeless person, usually under 30, who sets up camp on top of an urban building.
We were considered roof dwellers for our choice of a place to stay.
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The act of a group of men lifting another man above their heads with the intention of pressing them into the roof.
Did you see that guy take a roofing last night? It took 10 of them to get him up and another 5 for the final press into the ceiling.
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When you get tickets to an event and they are the worst tickets you can get
Getting tickets for a football game and the tickets end up being at the back of the stadium, closest to the roof... therefore your licking the roof: this also includes any other shitty seats.
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A poop in the tank of a toilet rather than the bowl.
My buddy did a 'roof rack' at his ex girlfriends house party to get his revenge.
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