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A scale that goes from dope to soap (soap is good and dope is based). It’s used to determine how dope a situation is.
On the dope scale Yoli is dope
This dope is pretty soap
a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.
Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve
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The measurement by which a lesbian rates anything.
Man A: "Hey man, did you see that girl with the nice ass?"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"
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A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.
In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.
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Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show
I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.
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Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10
Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale
Guy 2: Hell yea bro
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The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are
What are you on the srinivas scale???
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