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When your sitting on the toilet dropping the kids off at the pool and the crap keeps coming out in a single piece until it finally breaks off and slaps against your ball sack.
I was sitting on the toilet and the turd was so long that it hit the bottom of the bowl and continued to work its way up the side. When it finally dropped from my ass it slapped my ball sack thus being termed a Sack-Slapper.
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game where girls compete to see who can kiss the most amount of guys in a night.
generally played around the age of 14.
"why is she kissing that minger?"
"we're playing beat the slapper"
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also known as a pimp ,a street hustler,and all around sharp dressed mac daddy.
yo check that chicken slapper he got a cane!
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When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise. Cha HHS
When a person is having sex with a black women from behind and his ball satchel makes a slapping noise,they are a coon slapper. Cha HHS
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A group of nine friends who make weird jokes and react to them by saying "that's a knee slapper, har de har har" and slapping their knees.
Knee slapper #1"And then the whale said, wait whales can't talk!" the Knee slappers "That's a knee slapper, har de har har!"
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When a girl is so wet that it's soaking everywhere so you take your dick and balls and start smacking them on the sheets causing her juices to splash everywhere
Matt gave MaryBeth the juiciest Puddle Slapper after she pegged him
When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...