An exclamation of extreme shock or displeasure, especially in the context of highly unusual, unexpected, and unpleasant turn of events
The store manager gets a call from his assistant manager before the day starts and is told "I quit!". It is the middle of the busy season and was the only other employee.
Store Manager: "Shit balls on a spork!"
The correct name of the United States. However due to a constitutional muck up only the citizens of American Samolia refer to it as such.
the United Sporks of Amoogaboink has launched a nuclear strike against best Korea
OMG! It's what you use to eat out your dog's ass after he's had worms!!!! OMGWTF!!11 FUnnnYYYyY!!!111
i removed the worms from my dog by eating my dog's ass using my poopchute spork thinger
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Giant Cooking apparatus used to prep cook and finish a decent amount of ready also known as crinack which is then used to supply there is your friend with frivolous activity based around Matt bordeau fuck now by 7
The friends proceeded to cook up the supply of crinack in their giant crack spork for good luck
When a man is spooning with a hermaphrodite.
Jack and Pat are a regular ol' Fork on a Spork.
The worst & nastiest insult you could give someone
Jen: let’s not do ecstasy tonight, it’s dangerous and I hate to have to fun
Karen: don’t be such a loser/cunt Jen actually you’re worst you’re a fucking spork bitch