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Same as calling someone a jackass. But people won’t here the ass. So you get away with out the curse. Yet it’s worse than a jackass. Mostly because of the hidden inside joke. Very small amount of people know this meaning.
I can’t beliebe this jack wad took up two parking spots.
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Big ol' wad of queem on someones face.
I just gave her a nice queem wad on her face.
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An idiot who tries to act smart.
George Bush is such a dick-wad!
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When a male ejaculates into the pubic bush of a female and the hair clumps up after the seamen drys.
Lisa had to go to the barber shop to get the Cunt Wad cut out her boyfriend Jafar gave her the week before.
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1)The "flim wad" was the original currency of the european community.
2)Flim Wad = A wankshaft of a plastic vicar who likes watching arse candles with his bum-eyes. The fucknut!
3) a total loser.
1) THe inflatable lady cost 30 flimwads.
2) He sat there rubbing himself like a total flimwad.
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A large bundle of very small denomination currency, usually one dollar bills or carefully trimmed plain paper, surrounded by one (1) bill of some significance, usually a lone one hundred (100) dollar bill. These are rubber banded together.
The intended effect is to convey that the loser flashing said wad is a man of great import and means.
In fact, the bearer of an Oklahoma wad is usually found driving a car "borrowed" from a friend, relative, or complete stranger, is in need of dental work, and has not paid his electric bill.
This person often wears clothes made of polyester, wears cowboy boots with a fake skin imprint, has badly capped teeth, a hacking cough, and may be seen wearing a cheap toupee.
Although they may be found in virtually any populated region, their origin is thought to the the pathetic state of Oklahoma.
Ned: Virgil must of hit the jackpot at the Coushatta reservation casino this weekend....did you see the jack he was hauling?
Ed: Hey igmo, Virgil is a loser, and that jack was nothing but an Oklahoma wad. He was still bumming cigs off me all night. What a fuckstick.
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A term Justin Bieber's manager calls him
Justins Manager: come here you no good penis wad!
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