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A life coach is a narcissist who is trying to capitalize on their capacity to make others believe they’re better than them. They generally are pretty messed-up themselves and will try to influence you into adopting a life style that resembles theirs because of course they got it all figured out. A life coach is likely teach questionable mindsets such as toxic positivity and empty empowerment or to give uneducated advice about nutrition, exercise, weight loss, mental health, career and love life, only to name a few. They might also try to lure you into sketchy practices such as multi-level marketing, alternative medicine, crystals and similar pseudoscience concepts.
My vegan yoga instructor with zero education has offered to become my life coach for a mere 300$ a month!
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A has-been ex-baseball manager, politically connected to the current manager, who spends each game surreptitiously picking both his nose, and splinters out of his ass, with no other discernable duties.
Don Zimmer is bseball's quintesential bench coach.
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Someone who has leather-like skin similar to a handbag of or about the face.
man that bitch spent too much time in the fake-bake - she's all coach-faced
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An individual who would like to be a dietitian but is too lazy or incompetent to get a BS or MS in nutrition, complete 1200 hours of practical experience and pass a national exam.
I don't eat carbs because my nutrition coach said they are bad for me.
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A coach/rapper who will drink up all the Hennessey you got on your shelf. He also has a very odd way of saying certain words (i.e. job-JORB).
Hey Pom Pom, check out this funky bass groove- a do rear a do rick a do rear a do rick
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Coach Z has definitely not a Boston accent... he does drop his R's sometimes (and adds them in other times), but it's honestly more of a midwestern accent than anything by the rest of his speech. That, and he just plain says things WRONG sometimes. I couldn't say why he has that accent though. He just does. :)
»The King's gone mad with power! He's going to eat The Chort!«
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