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1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).
He was the best tight end I've ever seen.
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A tight bastard is someone who hates spending a lot of money. This is normally associated with Scottish people
"Don't expect him to buy you a pint"
"Why?"
"Because he's a tight bastard, that's why!"
Feeling so scared or nervous that your bottom gets tense.
"Girl, when I heard those bullet shots I got all booty-tight..."
Verb: Feeling super scared, nervous that you squeeze your butt cheeks. Thus making your booty all tight.
My girlfriend found a hidden cd in one of my books that she wasn't supposed to see and I got all booty tight.
The chant of the Filler God. It is said that any who hear the Filler God recite those words, shall forever lose their sanity and become eternal slaves to the Filler God.
Jack: "I'M SORRY SIR, I DIDN'T KNOW ABOUT THE BIC VELOCITY."
Filler God: "You have betrayed me lad, and now you must pay for it."
Jack: "NO, PLEASE SPARE ME."
Filler God: "Kiss and Tight."
Jack: "AHHHHHHHHHHH"
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Phrase used to describe a girl's vagina when it is too tight or nesarly too tight for her partner's penis to penetrate. While it is common for a virgin to be as tight as a vise, many sexually active young women can be this tight for quite awhile, sometimes until they have a child or they have sex with a partner who has a large girth.
Amy had been having sex for seven years with her first lover but was tight as a vise when I met her because my penis was three or four times thicker than her previous lover. She could not get it in when she tried to mount me that first time, so I had to use some KY and had to push really hard. I couldn't believe it when she bled the first time we had sex because her hymen had never been completely torn. She remained tight as a vise until we had children.
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