U gotta be such a sad, lonely, depressed person to go on this
I'm gonna commit suicide dude
No Don't, Just go on tinder, it'll cheer you up!
When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
An adorable chick that is of age (over 18), but looks like she is younger than 18.
Dam man! Look at that tinder bittle at 12 o'clock.
A quick succession of matches on Tinder.
“Yo Greg, I can’t golf Saturday. I just scored a tinder-bundle and have to get three dates in this weekend.”
“Janet, the hotties are sliding into my DMs in a tinder-bundle.”
The surprise result after an unprotected one night stand between 2 Tinder matches.
“I met this really handsome guy on tinder and we spent the night at my place. 9 months later I gave birth to an unwanted tinder kinder.”