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The process if putting a air pump into the tip of a penis and then filling it up with air
My girlfriend said she wanted to give me a dick tire last night
(Noun) - A girl who works a full-time job, cares for her family, and has a hard time sleeping. A girl who gets dressed up and people still ask her if she is tired. She will sometimes have anxiety and be a little emotional.
She will always answer the question, "How are you?" with "Tired, but good".
"When I was a kid I was told I could go anywhere, be anyone, and do anything. I honestly just want to go back to bed, cause I am a tired girl."
fingering someone while they are driving a car
I'm going to tire blast that bitch on the way to SRC.
You are so tired of the social media posts about Trump and seeing him on TV that you feel emotionally exhausted
Dude, I would love to meet up for happy hour, but I am Trump tired.
The worst place ever! Satan goes to hell to get a break from Mr. Tire. Imagine if you will a place that harbors ill will, does not care about anything, and resembles the Grim Reaper himself.
Man I just got back from the worst vacation ever! Bad food, bad service, and bad company. It was as if I was at Mr. Tire!
A state of being, unprecedented laziness.
An unimaginably lazy person, not limited to a female.
A person who's percieved 'needs' basically leaves them unable to function in normal day to day life.
A person who claims to always be tired but really just cant be bothered to do anything, ever.
Im sally tired, i didn't get my 10 hours sleep last night.
I cant believe how sally tired my sister is, she dumps her kids on anyone who will take them.
I swear i am not just lazy, i have a condition, im sally tired.
Suicide tires are tires that are for certain miles per hour, and if you run too much over that limit, the tire separates.
Good thing i spared one of them suicide tires.