Bench-Handy

Bench-Handy (noun)

The act of jerking someone off from behind while hiding underneath stadium bleachers, typically during a crowded sporting event. This act is usually not welcomed by the recipient. Similar to the reach-around.

"That homeless man under the bleachers just gave my 12 year-old son a bench-handy, I think I might join in on the fun!"

Benche Doctors

Expert Benche Doctors with a high knowledge of the benche press exercise in which they specialize in. They're high knowledge in this specific exercise will get anybody with poor genetics or a low body weight to benche press an extraordinary amount of weight beyond their understanding.

Jose: Hey bro did you hear about Dr.Bazan the Benche Doctors I heard he's the best Benche Doctor in California along with his assistant Dr.Engel who is researching under Dr.Bazan's supervision.
Lalo: Yea I'm for sure going to jump up 50lbs in my benche within 3 months!

clear the benches

When baseball players from both teams leave the dugout to fight each other.

Both teams clear the benches after the batter got beaned by a wild pitch.

Bench pressed

The act of beating someone so badly that they may as well have been bench pressed 1000 times over.

This term is versatile and can mean the following:

Oblierating ones argument into the netherrealm by being so very on point that the opponent cannot hope to come back from it.

Physically destroying someone for example by german suplexing them into the earths mantle.

Mowing down an opposing civilization in AoE that you theoratically lift said civ into the air and drop them into hell itself by sheer domination.

The art of total puss puss destruction via a massive thundercock which can only be bestowed upon omega class alpha males. Guaranteed to inseminate any female on the first try.

This fool thinks sbmm doesnt exist so I bench pressed his dumbass opinion into the dirt.

Just ran around Al Mazrah in DMZ and bench pressed some lil Timothy and friends so bad they lost all there loot and rage quit.

I just bench pressed this slag with my PR 24 meat baton. Fatherhood here I cum.

Belt for bench

People who need a belt for bench press are the same people who get their full routine from tictok or Instagram. They struggle to comprehend normal human behaviour and cannot hold a conversation without mentioning the ‘Benifits’ of using the belt, and part-take in no fap.

Look at this twat using a belt for bench press.

Party bench

When playing Disc Golf many players like to use recreational drugs. When you are playing disc golf and everyone starts to sit down on a bench it is very likely that you are about to get high as fuck.

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit down after playing a few holes of disc golf

Disc golf player 1 Busts out a bag of dank nugs
Disc golf player 2 takes out bowl piece

Disc golf player's 1 and 2 sit on the party bench and toke the ganj

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Bench Racing

Racing cars you dont own or probably never will.

Mostly honda owners

Hey that cts v will smoke your car for sure or the gtr bench racing

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