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(Verb) Rubbing one out while engaged in a work related Zoom call which has been popularized during the Covid19 pandemic; May be substituted for other common male masturbation verbs such as beating your meat, flogging your log, etc.
Friend: Why’d you lose your job bro?
Me: Well I was on this boring ass Zoom call with a bunch of bitchy Karens so I got to work Toobin my Jeffrey and wouldn’t you know it, the fucking camera was recording.
Friend: Bad break bro.
Bloke eyeing a girl that is too young for him, warning him that he is potentially getting into underage territory that would be in line with Jeffrey Epstein’s behaviour.
Bloke 1: “Wow, check out that babe.”
Bloke 2: “Mate, Jeffrey would be proud. You dirty dog.”
A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable
Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and the Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.
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A fine concoction of malt liquor (cheapest preferably) combined with maple syrup
"oh shit, what's that thicka liqua' you drankin?"
"be dat nigga child jeffrey dad"
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“Pulling a Jeffrey Dahmer,” is when someone cannibalizes or eats a another humans flesh. First made famous by Kesha’s song “Cannibal,” Jeffrey Dahmer was an American Serial killer who was known for killing his victims and then eating there flesh.
Yeah, I’ll pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.
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I’m so hungry I could pull a Jeffrey Dahmer.
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To have a job duty or description which under deposition will be found to be lacking in ethics and legality. To be thrown under the bus by your employer.
Did you see that way his company totally jeffrey stephan-ed him?
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A delicious sandwich consisting of head cheese, salami, ham, and any other meat imaginable
Can also be a pizza with extra meat and sauce
I was starving after a night of drinking and buttsex with my girlfriend, so I ordered two pizzas. A plain cheese for her and The Jeffrey Dahmer Special for me.
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