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When two dudes rub their beards together.
Kyle and Chris collided during kickball and their beards touched, it was such a Lumberjack Kiss.
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When a girl, mostly one who is sexually naive, attempts to give a guy a handjob by clapping her wrist together repetitively around his dick.
Man, Jessie gave me a yodeling lumberjack last night. My dick is so bruised.
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The act of dyeing your pubes flaming red, getting belligerently drunk, and having sexual intercourse standing up. Immediately before climaxing, you pull out your member, kick the girl's legs out from under her, yell, "TIMBER!!!" as she falls to the ground, and finish what you've started on top of her.
Mark: "Last night, I was at this St. Patrick's Day party and I totally gave that chick an Irish lumberjack!"
John: "The only bad thing about an Irish lumberjack is the four months it takes for your flaming bush to grow out."
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The kind of minge that, is perfectly nice while inside underwear but when removed sweats profusely. It doesn't stop sweating. It STINKS!
Mary was a perfectly nice girl until Julio found out she had a lumberjack's armpit.
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When a couple is eating pasta, the guy kicks over the girl, yelling "Timber", then when she lands, they begin to have sex.
Last night, I had the Italian Lumberjack.
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Although many may think it is a variation of the dirty sanchez, the dirty lumberjack is far from it.
In this move you will have your mate shave off your pubic hairs and you will hold them in your hand. You will then jerk off onto his/her face, throw on the curlies and wait for it to become dry and sticky like syrup on the table after 2 days.
He/She will then look like they have spent some time in the woods being a lumberjack and would have grown a beard.
Little does anyone know that they got the beard quicker, sexier, and of course..MORE DIRTY.
ALSO CHECK OUT THE Crabby Lumberjack
--quite a twist.
Quick! Fred, give me a dirty lumberjack so the police will not recognize me.
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A sex position where you flip the girl upside down and put ice in her ass. fuck her until it melts, then put the water from the melted ice into a dildo mold in a freezer. when frozen, take the dildo shaped ice and fuck her with it until it too melts, then drink the water.
"Yeah bro, I gave her the reverse frosty lumberjack" "who are you and why are you telling me this?"