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Wot da fawk! I'm drugged up on Limbaugh Skittles, only had one cuppa tea, no ciggies and you spect me to READ!!! I can't fawkin focus!
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Getting jumped by a group of gay guys
Calling a gay guy fruity then a gang of them jump you - jump a skittle
To drop the skittles means to accidentally come out as homosexual, or to have a friend tell others you are gay even though you wanted to keep it private.
Person 1: I dropped the skittles last night and it was very embarrassing.
Person 2: Dang, I hate it when I drop the skittles.
Person 1: Yeah, now my parents know I'm gay.
When you have been nipping on that clitoris too long it turns from pink to red, to purple, and if you nip it much longer a pus yellow.
I think have tasted your rainbow enough to call it a Slit Skittle.
A combination of gas, fecal bits, and bile filled diarrhea that spray out of one's anus in a rainbow projectile fashion.
Hey bro, I was fucking pissed at that bartender chick who quit giving me free drinks, so I went into the bathroom and blasted skittle shits everywhere. I even shit in the soap dispenser.
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This is a phrase for when you're extremely pissed off. You're so pissed off, you start pissing out skittles. Possibly even the ones you bought at the movie theater for $17.
I was dancing with this girl at the club until Justin Bieber cut in, I was pissing skittles.
Kim Kardashian told me that she was pregnant with another man's baby, I was straight (str8) pissing skittles.
Megan Fox told me she has herpes, I'm pissing skittles, literally.
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A word used in anger when you hilariously open a bag of skittles the wrong way and make them fly all over the place.
"Skittle-Fuck! I paid $3 for those!"
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