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When a sentient toaster/robot toaster's voice goes muffled and it desperately wants toast, if it does not get toast it will threaten to commit genocide until it does
Sentient Toaster(in a muffled voice): I want toast
Other person: Are you having a Toaster Attack?
A commanding derriere, that looks as if a toaster is smuggled under each plump & muscular cheek.
Damn Chelsea got them toaster buns, when she saunters down the street all the boys be like daaaaamn!
When you take your dick and stick it inside of a toaster then you pour water on it for intense pleseaure
My friend Juan just did a Mexican toaster and he can never stop doing it
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A missing of toaster strudel, also used as a religious sacrifice in the religion Stroodlism.
Example 1: Polly: What are you eating? Ernie: I'm eating a toaster Stroodle.
Example 2: Penny: What are you sacrificing to Mother for today's Stroodle Mass? Archibald: A toaster stroodle!
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When you find your own genitalia stuck in a toaster and is slowly burning and your pubic hairs burn into ashes also new gases can be released into the air known as toasted dick gas
I have toaster dick
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(n) - A shit at work so long in duration that the screensaver on your computer activates while you are gone.
Host of meeting: I see everyone from payroll could make it, accounting - where is Chris?
Accountant: He's probably taking a Flying Toaster, he hit the mexican buffet yesterday.
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