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The act of moving tomatos in and out of the sun when still in danger of frosts.
Bob did the tomato tango by moving his tomato seedlings out into the sun during the day and under cover at night to protect them from frosts.
Picking up big can of tomato paste willst it’s open trying to put it in the fridge but all of it spills and go everywhere.
Person 1: why is there tomato paste all over your shirt?
Person 2: a tomato explosion happened
Person 1 oh.
A reference to one's vagina during their menstrual cycle.
My bleeding tomato stained my white pants.
A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.
Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.
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When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
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after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes
Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.
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