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An organization that purely exists in the imagination of young girls that gives tomatoes to charities.
Person A: what on earth are you going to do with all of those tomatoes?
Person B: well of course I'm going to give them to Tomatoes for Charity
When a man's penis is so short that when he pees he pisses on his balls
Son of a bitch! My dick is so shriveled up from the cold weather that it made me water the tomatoes.
Substitute for ultimatum
Sydney was tired of waiting for Hunter propose, so she gave him the old tomato
A person who has a mouth that looks like a tomato. Tomato mouths are usually hoes so when you see a tomato mouth you know they are a hoe.
Charlie: "Look at Carrie and her tomato mouth."
Alexis: "God, I know. What a hoe."
When a fudgepacker wears such tight pants he splits his ballsac in half. Sortof like a camel toe.
Woooo this is the fudgepacker police! Pull over. You are under arrest for having a split tomato
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A warning broadcasted by local television alerting residents of a dangerous surge in tomato production. Not to be confused with tornado sauce.
Our Doppler radar has picked up some strong agricultural disturbances, so a tomato watch has been put into effect. Watch your step, as tomato juice stains wreak havoc on suede.
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after having sex with a woman on the rag, drag your blood-covered balls across the woman's face, than dangle them in front of her eyes
Vicki is on the rag, and wants me to give her the hanging tomato this evening.
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