Religous Touretts

Syndrome, which most people have, that causes them to exclaim things relating to a religion or has a religious background.

Christian Woman: "Sweet holy mary mother of jesus our lord and savior!"

Random Guy: "She has Religous Touretts and needs the hospital!"

Christian Woman: "Oh Lord!"

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Tourette's syndrome

A disorder of the brain that causes its victims to twitch uncontrollably and to scream incoherently and often with obscene words.

Michael isn't crazy. You have to understand, he has Tourette's syndrome.

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vaginal tourette's

A condition that causes an individual to randomly yell out words that are usually associated with female reproductive organs.

Ex.
Twat, piss-clam, snach, cunt, beaver, love hole, pussy, clitoris, ovary, fallopian tube, uterus, ect…

IE:
Brian drops a TV on his foot and yells “ AHHHHHHHHH........... Pussy, clit, cunt “
You say “Damn Brian you got vaginal tourette's or something’?”

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Internet Tourettes

A condition in which people with myspace, facebook, etc. put random, irrelevant things in his/her status. Often using ALL CAPS and containing two or more exclaimation points.

"MY CHURRO CAN TURN INTO A PINK FROSTED DONUT!!!"

Person1: "What's your favorite band?"
Person2: "OMGWTFBBQTOTALLYCOOL ME TOO!!!!!"
Person1; "Dude, you have Internet Tourettes, they have pills for that now."

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Sexual Tourettes

The spontaneous out breaking of sexual activity. This can be anything from making out and up. Sexual is usually an off and on thing. One moment you'll be talking to the couple about something and the next they're kissing and then they're back to talking to you. This will happening multiple times during a conversation or social gathering.

"I swear patrick and katie have sexual tourettes. They keep making out at random times in public".

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alt tourettes

randomly yelling out loud the alternative ways of sex

hey lets get a beer
BLOWJOB
are you having alt tourettes again

Artificial Tourette's

I call Artificial Tourette's the random impulse to say a quote from a movie, show , meme, or even just do something that doesn't make sense for no reason no matter how retarded it is. Like normal Tourette's but you don't have Tourette's. For example, you may be in a real shitty situation or something shitty just happened and you say "Bruh" in a very obnoxious way, like the meme. There you go, Artificial Tourette's.

Friend #1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a durag"
Friend #2: Why do you keep. . . saying that?
Friend #1: Idk bro, this song (Homoflexual ugh ugh) really speaks to me. . .
Friend#2: . . . You have Artificial Tourette's
Friend#1: "Imma fuck a nigga with a dura-" Oh uh. . . yeah
Friend#2: . . .