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true yankee

A phrase uttered by the mentally handicapped portion of New York Yankees fans; used to describe any player on a former championship team, regardless of skill level. Alternatively used for any good player that isn't on the Yankees, like Albert Pujols, Joe Mauer, or Chipper Jones, because obviously being good makes you a "True Yankee" regardless of team.

Also, the opposite of "True Yankee" is any player that is never wins a title with the team. As a result, they will be labeled as un-clutch by the media regardless of actual baseball playing ability. Very notable examples include Alex Rodriguez, Jason Giambi, and the entire 1980's roster besides Don Mattingly.

A "True Yankee" carries a magical aura that allows them to play a metaphysical, other worldly form of baseball which results in hyper clutchness, which is why Luis Sojo > Alex Rodriguez.

Moron: Dude, A-Rod sucks, I miss Brosius.
Intelligent form of human life: What? Brosius was a career 94 OPS+ hitter, A-Rod's like 147.
Moron: But dude, Brosius was a true yankee.
Intelligent form of human life: /backs away quickly, consults with CIA about possible bio warfare that infects brains.

by jdr0317 July 9, 2009

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True Life

A popular show on MTV airing since 1998.It documents people between the ages of 16-28 with strange situations.The most popular episodes have been I have drug/alcohol issues,I'm getting married,or I'm moving to Las Vegas/New York/LA.

Jeff:Did you see that crazy ass Dominican Chick on True Life?
David:Hell Yeah,That bitch was crazy!!

by David079 May 14, 2008

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True Speech

Though its origin can not thoroughly be understood, it is believed to be the far better version of saying 'True say', 'True dat' or 'True that' and also shares the same meaning. As such, is is:

1. Used to acknowledge a statement said by another.

2. Used to agree with another.

3. Used in any instance where a speech is made with an appropriate level of correctness.

See Also: True dat, True that, True say, Yes.

Jim: Wow, that's a nice television.
Tom: True Speech.

Sam: I really suck at this game.
Tom: True speech, you do suck.

Obama: *speech*
Tom: True Speech, True Speech.

by True Speech June 21, 2011

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true dat

Indeed; said in agreement

Little Jimmy from down the lane: Hi, Mr. Ghetto! You look cool today!
Mr. Ghetto: True dat, true dat!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg November 1, 2003

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True Friend

A True Friend not only likes to hang out with you and party and have good times, but thinks about you when you're apart and wishes good things for you. A True Friend may not talk to you every day or even every week, but can catch up in a matter of minutes. A True Friend will come to your aid, even when you haven't talked to them in weeks. Time doesn't lessen a True Friend's affinity for you. True Friends also are most honest with you, rather than shining you on.

Because I can go for weeks without talking to Beth and then catch up in minutes and because I would drop anything to help her or vice-versa, Beth is one of my True Friends. She has no problem giving me her True opinion either, like if my butt really is too big for those jeans. She usually has a better suggestion, rather than leaving me hanging with my big butt...suggesting I wear this mini skirt instead, because it makes me look hot.

by TMT January 7, 2006

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true life

1. True to one's typical/everyday behavior. In agreement. "that is correct," "you are right."

Person 1: You only took out the trash because she kept nagging.

Person 2: True life.

by xtehWalrusx December 28, 2011

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true shit

The expected and/or actual reaction to a piece of information, such as an image, describing a phenomenon that most people can relate to. Often the desired and/or actual reaction to a demotivational poster.

"Internet Explorer โ€“ the #1 browser for downloading a better browser."
"True shit!"

by Sharcatzy October 30, 2011

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