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A person who routinely displays similar habits as a tweaker but has no reputation of being a crackhead. This is only because this person hasn’t been caught yet. People with Tweaker Tendencies have an opposite schedule than society. They may have piles of scrap metal on the front lawn, they do all their chores around midnight. There’s usually some yelling and arguing with a spouse and a dog barking to round out the 3rd shift madness. In extreme cases, they’ll take their car apart but ride a bike everywhere. They blame everyone but themselves for the things they misplaced.
“The new neighbor keeps mean mugging me and blaming me for stealing his tools one-by-one. The Tweaker Tendencies are off the hook”
A person who is so infatuated with the iPhone game "words with friends" it interferes with their daily functioning.
Symptoms include lack of productivity at work (if they even have a job), accidents while driving (hoping to get lucky and create something more than a 5 letter word on a TW tile) and an overall shunning from society because everytime this person is out, their head is buried in their phone, trying to win at all 15 games the have running concurrently.
normal guy "damn bro, you see that chick at the bar eye fuckin us, she was bangin!!!"
words tweaker "hang on bro, Ive got a q and z and theres an open TL and TW tile, Im gonna straight up murder this fool right now!!! Oh yeah high 5"
normal guy "dont talk to me for 8 minutes"
words tweaker ":( ok"
Tweaker 12, are the cops that have to constantly deal with crack heads, and tweakers. These brave men and women are busy all night, and day responding to reports of tweakin.
Ron-“This is some quality tina, make sure tweaker 12 doesn't catch you talking to the asparagus again” Billy-“I swear the veggies were trying to start a riot!”
Going on extremely long rants (could take hours) about simple things that should not take very long to explain. It can also be physically doing very ridiculous things, such as: carpet farming, taking a very long to finish a simple task due to tweaking and procrastination, arguing about things that are not a big deal at all, and last but not least… accusing people of stealing things that you can’t keep up with due to being spun out.
Wow he’s been talking for hours he must have TWEAKERISM!
adj. Hype, Intense, Exciting (Usually in music)
noun. A crackhead who is hyperactive.
Hey John, check out this tweaker playlist!