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twitterize

The term refers to the need to condense writing down to a precise point that uses as few characters as possible.

That presentation is to long, it needs to be twitterized.

by HurricaneTammy August 27, 2017


twitter

A social media device or "app" that is so occurently popular that even America's modern presidents use it

twitter is used by the prez

by Broben5 January 1, 2018


twitter

the place where fandoms congregate and rule; the place to easily stalk.

Twitter is so much better than Facebook wow

by kylieoops July 2, 2013

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twitterism

Deep insights about life in 140 chars or less. Stems from the microblogging service Twitter that allows posts of up to 140 characters. Coined in a tweet on May 7, 2007.

Subjective idealism twitterism: "If a tree falls in the forest and noone is there to Twitter about it, did it really happen at all?"
Sacred Emily's twitterism: "A twitterism is a twitterism is a twitterism"
Descartes' twitterism: "I twitter, therefore I am"

by Jens Roland May 30, 2008

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twitter

A microblogging site used by over-sharers and narcissists.
Example: "OMG i jus ate teh best sandwitch" (this is about how much typing one "tweet" consists of). How much would most people care? Not one bit. Unless you are a celebrity. Despite all that, Twitter is extremely useful for your favorite bands and organizations to utilize.

Good and bad ways to use Twitter.

Bad - "OMFG dis ashole jus cut me off 4 no reson!!! red camerow evry1 kil kil killl!!!"
See tweeler.

Good - "The DMV will be closed today due to lack of funding. Consequently, all appointments have been canceled. Have a wait-less, misery free day!"

by SamSchlong October 20, 2009

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twitter

The area betwixed a lady's twat and shitter

by Carlos Valeramma (Dan) September 25, 2003

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twitter

A dumbass platform used by "Generation Z" children who are dumb and stupid. They don't even like their parents or Jesus anymore, and inSTEAD love the x box. Fuck these children nowadays.

All these bitchass whorgs use Twitter nowadays, instead of going to CHUCH.

by Beeco the Borppo December 18, 2018

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