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A person, usually male, who must always be number one, by any means necessary, such as in sports, sexual relationships, badass things. The Ultimate Chotch is usually bullshitting, is terrible at lying, and if caught in a lie, will only lie their way out to try to cover it up. They are usually very insecure and scared what others will say. They tend to not be liked by many people, and the people they are slightly liked by get very annoyed of them very quickly. There is nothing worse then having an ultimate chotch nearby, and the only cure is:
1) the ultimate chotch losing in a fight, wether it be a beakshow or a fistfight
2) the ultimate chotch moving, or having an epiphany of their ego.
Ultimate Chotch: Yeah me and these twins fucked at my house, *gives details that no one needed to hear*
Brian: We didn't need to hear that and no one cares.
Ultimate Chotch: the twins do
*later*
Brian to twins: Did you and (insert name) screw last night?
Twins: Eww no hes gross! He tried to get on us but i smacked him.
Outrageously sweet and romantic stuff
Example of Ultimative Cheesiness
Her: Even though you're 6 hours behind me, I still see you in my future
Him: Even though you're 6 hrs ahead, I won't give up the chase
Being the biggest savage in the world; no one can top you
Erick is an ultimate savage.
Really funzies; having a amazing time.
I had ultimate funzies at the concert last night because we were smoking butts.
When a Martial Arts instructor attempts to demonstrate a technique, skill or breaking demonstration to their students and fails in a very obvious and embarrasing manner usually resulting in akward silence and lowered credibility for the instructor and the school.
Master Dennis attempted to break 6 bricks last night in class and totally failed! Even after 4 attempts he couldn't get through them all. It was a joke, what a phony. He even had the nerve to say afterward that he has never missed a break. Bet he won't do that again in front of everyone. That Fat Pussy. Thought we were supposed to be learing Ultimate Taekowndo, more like Ultimate Taekwondon't.
Example 2, Saw a great Ultimate Taekwondon't at practice tonight. Mikey tried to show us how to do that spin kick on the heavy bags and fell right on his fucking ass. That lazy fuck has no business wearing a uniform let alone a 4th degree black belt! That fat fuck!
A cocktail comprised of 5 Hour Energy and bottom shelf champagne. Proportions are typically one bottle of 5 Hour Energy to one bottle of champagne. More aggressive partiers may consider a 1 part each mixture for maximum celebration.
The playa is going to be amazing tonight. Can you pour me some ultimate celebration?
The ultimate prank- the Art of Pranking someone majorly. It is quite rare and is considered a priviledge if you are the victim or prankster. If overused, it loses its meaning.
Coolgurlz.!- Hey! whatcha up to this weekend??
Voldiluver101- umm. The Ultimate Prank, and yourself?
Coolgurlz.!- kewl! Can i join??
Voldiluver101- no way!!!! Go watch harry potter or something!