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Stretching your nutsack over someone’s face under water, or near a pool or body of water.
Mike just passed out on the boat and I umbrella fished the shit out of him.
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When the wind is blowing too hard and your umbrella flips backwards
Well, there goes your backwards umbrella
non men loving non men. not an umbrella term for you other lgbtq fckers. "omg i'm so gay,,-a bi/pan/omni/poly/ace/etc person. no tf ur not. ur QUEER not gay. no ur not half gay or half lesbian. "it's always been an umbrella term,, yeah so fcking change it dumbass. if you ain't gay and talk over this su. bi has been used as an umbrella term too but it doesn't mean it is dumb fck. it makes ppl uncomfortable. "i'd rather say i'm gay than say i'm pan,, ur such a looser sck my dck uneducated fck.
"you do not come under the "gay umbrella,,. there is no such thing!,,
When a male has anal sex with a female right after she poops and sticks it her mouth for her to clean
Amy was such a freak the let me giver a nutella umbrella
Someone with fairly small pointy boobs who needs to wear a padded swimsuit to contain them
Guy 1: "Man is her swimsuit padded?"
Guy 2: "dude she probably has beach umbrellas"
A hand, closed into a fist (either a punching fist or a fisting fist), inserted into the anus and then opened as far as the confines of the cavity will allow.
Our fisting had become mundane and robotic so i decided to spice things up with a chocolate umbrella.
1. A shallow silicone cup inserted into the vagina to prevent pregnancy.
2. An insult to demean lesser males.
1. "Ey yo bitch! I wanna get freaky. You rockin' yo Cunt Umbrella??"
2. "Zac was being a fucking Cunt Umbrella"