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uncle trump

That fucked up Uncle that gave you money. (Via his tax cut).

Uncle Trump is at it again... it’s all about him.

by Hey it’s Me November 4, 2017


Uncle Shamus

Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy

You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there

by RadientEclipse June 25, 2011


uncle's birthday

An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex

Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week

by AmK11 March 16, 2017


an uncle joe

When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.

I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.

by Jbone2020 November 4, 2018


UNCLE RICO

A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite

Brad: Man I could have been a top NFL prospect if I would have worked on my game more back in the day
Tim: Dude shut up you're being such an UNCLE RICO

by I'm just here January 20, 2019


Uncle Vulva

A derogatory name for Vladimir Putin. It stems from the name Uncle Vova, a loving name for Vladimir Putin. Vova is a way of saying Vladimir or Volodomir. The name Uncle Vulva implies that Putin is a pussy.

I can’t wait until Uncle Vulva dies!

by Half Unus Half Annus July 12, 2022


Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.

Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine

by Wee eccie May 20, 2021