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An excuse for not coming out because you're at home having anal sex
Brock was at his uncle's birthday again this week
When you shit yourself on an airplane after drinking coffee and have to throw your underwear away.
I almost pulled an uncle Joe but I made it in time! That was close.
Your aunt
also a song from the movie "South Park Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" that Terrance and Phillip sang
Terrance: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're a cock sucking ass licking uncle fucka
You're an uncle fucka, yes its true
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you
Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long
(Farting noises)
Terrance: Hmm!
(Farting noises)
(More farting noises)
(Laughing)
(Farting noise)
Policeman: What's going on here?
(Farting noises)
Everyone: Fucka, fucka, uncle fucka, uncle fucka, fucka, fucka
Everyone: Ooh
Terrance and Phillip: Shut your fucking face uncle fucka
(Terrance: Uncle fucka)
Terrance and Phillip: You're a boner biting bastard uncle fucka
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka I must say
Phillip: Well you fucked your uncle yesterday
Everyone: (Laughing)
Everyone: Uncle fucka... that's you
U-N-C-L-E fuck you
Uncle fuckaaaaaa...
Phillip: Suck my balls
Person that hates you: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Me: Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucka
A person who loves living in the past. The persons constantly talking about a sport they used to play and brag about how they were the greatest at it and that they could have been the best at it if they would of overcame a certain obstacle (Like breaking a bone or that they were held back by someone etc.) It's also a reference to Uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite
Brad: Man I could have been a top NFL prospect if I would have worked on my game more back in the day
Tim: Dude shut up you're being such an UNCLE RICO
That fucked up Uncle that gave you money. (Via his tax cut).
Uncle Trump is at it again... it’s all about him.
Having sexual intercourse with someone while playing the bagpipes. This does not usually attract many bystanders therefore it is useful when wanting some privacy
You should have heard it, my parents were doing the Uncle Shamus last night, I had to get out of there
A derogatory name for Vladimir Putin. It stems from the name Uncle Vova, a loving name for Vladimir Putin. Vova is a way of saying Vladimir or Volodomir. The name Uncle Vulva implies that Putin is a pussy.
I can’t wait until Uncle Vulva dies!