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i) A mythological creature, that looks like a horse, but they have a helical horn, also referred to as an alicorn, at the center of their head. They are considered fabulous creatures that poop out rainbows and give birth to pretty butterflies.
Their relatives include:
- Horses
- White Rhinoceroses
- Narwhals (this relation, however is extremely distant).
ii) The word that combines the two words "uni" (which means one in Latin) and "corn" (and edible plant that tastes so damn good).
iii) A virgin, because virgins these days are just as rare as unicorns.
i) UNICORNS ARE THE BOSS, B****!
ii) Me: “Hey, Mom, can have a unicorn?”
Mom: “What?! Unicorns aren’t real!”
Me: “No Mom, I want one corn! Unicorn! GIVE ME CORN!”
iii) “That h** has been with so many guys, she’s far from being a unicorn!”
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A mythical creature that no one has seen except in fairy tales also known as a gay black Republican.
Child:Mommy mommy I just saw that there is a black man running for the Republican ticket and he's gay.
Parent: Dear, there's no such thing as a unicorn.
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Something that doesn’t exist and the myth was created when someone dropped an ice cream cone on a pony.
Oops! There goes my ice cream!
Oh look it’s a unicorn!
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A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
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Imaginary mammals that fart rainbows.
"Billy, look! I just saw a unicorn!"
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Cringe fat animal with a horn, if you see one, beat the shit out of it.
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