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The common definition of a unicorn is a mythical creature that looks like a white horse with a spiralled horn on it's head.
The underground definition of a unicorn is a person that enjoys the swinger lifestyle.
Deborah: Woah look at that stud over there! He must have at least 16 women on him!
Dan: They don't call him Charlie the Unicorn for nothing.
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Somebody who steals your heart, the apple of your eye. It doesn't matter if they know who you are or not: you know them. They are your everything and you just hope that one day, they will love you just as you love them.
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When a girl/guy is eating your ass, and your dick is on their forehead. They look like a unicorn!
Damn that bitch ate my ass I made a unicorn.
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i) A mythological creature, that looks like a horse, but they have a helical horn, also referred to as an alicorn, at the center of their head. They are considered fabulous creatures that poop out rainbows and give birth to pretty butterflies.
Their relatives include:
- Horses
- White Rhinoceroses
- Narwhals (this relation, however is extremely distant).
ii) The word that combines the two words "uni" (which means one in Latin) and "corn" (and edible plant that tastes so damn good).
iii) A virgin, because virgins these days are just as rare as unicorns.
i) UNICORNS ARE THE BOSS, B****!
ii) Me: “Hey, Mom, can have a unicorn?”
Mom: “What?! Unicorns aren’t real!”
Me: “No Mom, I want one corn! Unicorn! GIVE ME CORN!”
iii) “That h** has been with so many guys, she’s far from being a unicorn!”
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A mythical creature that no one has seen except in fairy tales also known as a gay black Republican.
Child:Mommy mommy I just saw that there is a black man running for the Republican ticket and he's gay.
Parent: Dear, there's no such thing as a unicorn.
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Something that doesn’t exist and the myth was created when someone dropped an ice cream cone on a pony.
Oops! There goes my ice cream!
Oh look it’s a unicorn!
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A Unicorn is a male with a penis 10 inches (~25.5 cm) or larger: rare, popular and scares the hell out of virgins.
Bill: I can't understand how Tom gets all the chicks. He's not exactly Tom Cruise.
Ted: I hear he's a Unicorn.
Bill: That explains it.
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