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same as snow angel, usuaully performed on public toilet floor when heavily intoxicated.
tom was really drunk and fell on the floor in that pissy toilet n was flappin around he made a urine angel!
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those lovely bottles of "lemonade" you see in the ditches while you are driving down a highway. Usually emitted by truckers peeing into bottles so they don't have to slow their trip down to stop and use the restroom.
Oh gross, look at all the urine bombs next to Mr. Belding's house.
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(Noun) Commonly used to tell someone your going to the bathroom, in an amusing and interesting way.
I'm going to go powder my nose in the urination station.
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The hot, humid haze present in the air when entering an un-air conditioned men's room at a large sports venue. Humidity levels must be near 99.9% humidity with a large portion of said humidity made up of urine vapor as opposed to water vapor.
When I walk into the men's room at Floyd Casey Stadium in Waco, Texas, I am greeted by the cloying smell of the urine fog within. I feel like I am breathing urine vapor into my lungs! Heaven help me if I have to drop a deuce and endure the unwelcome breathing treatment for more than 60 seconds.
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When one reaches their limit and can no longer last and has to urinate, but does not have the time to complete the job, so they drain off the minimal amount to allow them 15 more minutes of life before repeating the process again. This is often caused by standing in line for concert tickets, important business meetings, opening Christmas presents or talking to your best friend on the phone.
Dude, hold this ice-tea and don't lose our place in line to get the Kenny-G tickets, I have to take a Micro-Urination behind that police car.
Unwritten rules guys naturally follow when using urinals.
1. Use the farthest urinal from someone else that you possibly can.
2. Don’t use a middle urinal or an even number urinal unless there’s already people using the odd numbers or the end urinals. Avoid making people stand next to you
3. Farting is okay but keep it silent so no one knows who did it
4. Don’t piss on the floor
5. Don’t talk to other guys in there unless you’re telling them to give a courtesy flush
6. Don’t talk on the phone or eat while at a urinal
7. DO NOT pull your pants down to your ankles EVER! No one wants to see your hairy ass. Either piss through the zipper hole or pull your pants down a tiny bit in the front and let your dong pop out. No need to show us your ass.
8. Look straight at the wall while pissing.
9. Flush the urinal after you use it. No one wants to stare at your piss in the urinal while they piss.
I don’t understand how some fully grown men can’t grasp Urinal Etiquette.
When a group of people are faced with a row of seats or something similar, those people will tend to sit in every other seat so as not to be creepy to the other people
Comes from the unspoken etiquette of men’s bathrooms that states that they can never use a urinal next to one that another man is using.
“I can’t sit down in any of these seats or I’ll be creepy! I’ve fallen victim to the Urinal Effect!”