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The University of Virginia


"Just about every other school in Virginia likes to bash UVA kids for being 'pretentious' and 'snobs.' In other words, they get called out for thinking they're better than everyone else. Well, if you went to the school in Virginia with the most stringent admissions requirements, best overall athletic program, most beautiful campus and coeds, most successful and famous alumni, the most storied social scene, was founded by Thomas Jefferson, and all that happened to be in what was voted the #1 city to live in America, well you'd think you were the shit too."
-ESPN's review of college campuses

The best college in the nation is The University of Virginia

by Search Queen March 26, 2008

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virginia tech

The site of the deadliest shooting spree in modern U.S. history. A social outcast named Cho Seung-Hui took 32 innocent lives on April 16th, 2006, before taking his own life. May all of the victims rest in peace, and may Cho Seung-Hui forever burn in Hell.

Virginia Tech is a college in Blacksburg VA.

by Mattch April 19, 2007

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winchester virginia

an old quaint southern town in northwestern virginia, the shenandoah valley...they are very proud of this parade called appleblossom which is pretty much the one time when it doesn't feel like a ghost town...the highschool looks like a university...the university looks like a middle school...it's a strong recovery town, lots of aa meetings, and rehab/recovery programs such as New Lifestyles, Edgehill, and ...some other big detox hospital i can't remember the name of...home to celebrities such as Stephen Bossidy (living) and Patsy Cline (dead)
and they have two walmart supercenters...and a street called walmart drive...it's pretty much the only place you see people actually walking around.

me: i got sent away to this rehab program.
friend: where?
me: winchester virginia.
friend: oh...um..where the fuck is that?
me: middle of nowhere
friend: is it nice?
me: if you're into walmart, ghost towns, and aa, then yeah, awesome.

by rjul May 10, 2009

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Farmville, Virginia

The worst place in the world! Cops suck, school (Longwood) sucks....just avoid it at all cost!!

Where the hell is Farmville, Virginia?

I dont know but it should stay that way!

by ihatelongwood March 20, 2011

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Virginia Tech

My school. A pretty awesome place considering you're in the middle nowhere since the people bring the big town life here with them. Known for its academics and sports among many other things.

As a high school senior, I had to choose among a near infinite amount of East coast universities to attend, eventually realizing the greatness that was just an hour down the interstate. They're also pretty selective. I was one of 5,600 freshmen accepted from a pool of over 20,000 applicants in 2008.

Some facts:
-We do have a formidable football team, although many (and myself) could care less if it gets too gung ho.
-(In response to a blatant misconception I heard) We don't fuck the cows here. That's just gross.
-The students here are really chill and easy to hang with. There's something here for everyone.
-Great Engineer and Architecture programs. Even beats, dare I say it, UVA...
-The largest full time student population in Virginia.
-The party scene here is commendable. Plenty of frat and apartment venues to get you pissed on a weekly basis if you desire.
-Guy/Girl ratio is approaching a cool 50/50, up from being slightly more sausage a few years ago. (so no need to fret)

-Totally awesome guy: I'm so stoked that I'm going to Virginia Tech this fall! Engineering or Architecture, I don't care, I just want to go!
-Totally awesome guy's totally awesome friend:
Good for you! I got accepted into UVa to study business this fall, their program was a big plus to me.
-1st Guy: *friendly jest* Oh yeah? I guess we'll see your team's ass on the gridiron come November you zima-sippin first-year prick.
-Friend: *similar jest* Very funny you cow screwin' hick, why don't you whistle to your quarterback boyfriend through your missing front tooth while you slap the back of your sunburnt neck and spit your chaw!
-1st Guy: .... ummmm, yeahhhh...
-Friend: I went to far didn't I?...

by mickgriddle17 May 8, 2009

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Virginia Tech

Virginia Tech is a school that has no national championships in any sport....other than bass fishing
http://sports.espn.go.com/outdoors/tournaments/news/story?id=3072091

# of national titles for some virginia colleges
Old Dominion 28
Virginia 19
James Madison 5
Richmond 1
Virginia Tech 0, unless you count bass fishing (which would make 1)

by jmskins26 February 23, 2009

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goochland, virginia

Goochland is a county west of Richmond, Va. It is, to most Richmonders, country. However, to many people from the REAL country, it is just a pussy version of country. the part nearest to richmond is full of rich people and country clubs. The rest is trailer trash and farms. by innocent middle schoolers, it is often called "the gooch" until they notice that is the same thing as a taint. most of the kids go to either goochland country public school, or the rich kids in big houses with lakes, counry clubs, and 90 acres of land all go to St. Christophers, St. Catherines, or Collegiate. then they try to be country by driving trucks and hunting.

Dude, what should we do this weekend?
Hmm, maybe hang out at your house?
Dude, i live so far away all the way in the gooch! (Goochland, Virginia.)
Man are you kidding, thats pussy country.

by emcdagooch February 7, 2011

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