An extremely large dick that you fuck when your away on vacation
Sydney took the largest vacation dick ID ever seen when we visited Hawaii.
That vacation dick made me stay in bed the rest of my vacation.
when you go on vacation and all the girls appear to be hotter than the girls in your hometown, usually because you're only paying attention to the hot ones. (applies to day trips as well)
A: Dude I got Vacation Syndrome cause the ass here is ridiculous!
J: lol did it give you yogurt pants?
A: You know it, there are NO ugly chicks here!
Unlike the typical American vacation, a British vacation is where you announce to everyone you will be away whilst you will in fact be around the whole time annoying said people and not actually enjoying any vacation.
Gully Announces: I shall be on vacation this week Guildies and will be unavailable until January 1rst.
Next 6 days: Annoys the shit out of everyone in his guild channel, and spend most his days changing shit on the server while on his British Vacation
Because of COVID you will to travel everywhere with a mask on, even on vacation.
“Well, it looks like another mask vacation this year. Hopefully next year will be COVID free and we’ll be free of these cursed masks.”
A long trip to the toilet to relieve one's self.
Jerry has been in the bathroom for 15 minutes and he said he was gonna take a piss. He's on a urination vacation.
The difficulty in getting up early in the morning, similar to that experienced when returning from a trip to a time zone to the west, caused by staying up late and getting up late during vacation.
"Oh, man, sorry I was late for that morning meeting. I've got a bad case of vacation jetlag that I can't shake."
A vacation one takes when one is unemployed and not looking to be employed; usually subsidized by some sort of governmental aid benefits, i.e. Unemployment, SSI/Disability
Helen: "my California adventure is drawing to a close and I will be heading back home one week from today"
Don: "Funemployment vacation over, sad"