Vaginal Disco

Using a vibrator or dildo that lights up in more than one colour.

"Joe couldn't decide whether to pop in the jiggle balls or have herself a vaginal disco!"

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vaginal dentata

Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.

You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.

" Kat is such a Bitch!!, what's up with her"

"yeah!! she suffers from Vaginal Dentata"

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Vaginal American

The politically correct term for a woman in the United States of America used by anyone that doesn't want to come across as sexist. May be heard by the same people that say "African American" because they are afraid of coming across as racist.

If your boss is a woman, I highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a Vaginal American during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. I mean, you don't want to come across as ignorant do you?

Guy: "Hey lady, you dropped this back there."
Lady: "Umm...I don't appreciate you using the L-word, I prefer to be called a Vaginal American. Okay? Thanks."

Joe: "I'm going to ask that African American girl from class to go out with me this Friday."
Carl: "Dude, don't say that. Say 'black vaginal american'."
Joe: "Yeah...wait, what?"

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vaginal secretion

that white creamy slippery stuff that makes sex interesting

i thought i had a lot of cum, but it turned out she was leaking from her pussy.

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vaginal area

The area around the vagina or pussy

"And I massaged her around the vaginal area..."

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Vaginal Silicosis

An irritating, disorder that can occur in both men and women. Known and diagnosable by the common person by identifying common traits such as excessive whining, complaining and generally acting as if one has sand trapped in the vagina. Those suffering ffrom this affliction tend to make others annoyed and irritated. Etiology of this disorder is unknown, though recent studies have identified "bitchyness" as a risk factor. Treatment options are limited and therapies available tend to be both painful and ineffective in long term resolution. Common name: Sandy Vagina

Her behavior might be a symptom of Vaginal Silicosis.
She's so pissed off ...she must be suffering from vaginal silicosis.

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vaginal fluid

Fluid that flows like honey from a woman's vagina when she's horny.

Sarah's vaginal fluid tasted like fresh sardines.

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