Van Damned

To shut off the light while someone is defecating in a public stall, rendering them as blind as Jean Claud Van Dam during one of the final scenes in Bloodsport. The Dam is changed to Damned to reflect the situation of the defecating person in question.

I can't believe that Kyle Van Damned me!

16👍 2👎

murder van

Any full-size van, usually from the early- to mid-eighties, that has no windows.

Dude, Deejo used to drive a murder van, but I think he's harmless.

16👍 2👎

Van Halen

The band to which all rock guitar solos must be compared, and the band of the cosmos in Back to the Future. Just listen to Eruption and you'll see why.

"*Marty inserts tape labelled Van Halen to wake up George McFly*"

375👍 114👎

Panel Van

Shaggin' Wagon
Fuck Truck
Root Ute

If you had a panel van, you wouldn't need an example... you'd just know.

11👍 1👎

The Mini Van

Two in the front and five in the rear. When a man shoves 2 finger in his ladies vagina and then with his other hand he clinches it like a fist and rams it in her ass.

I gave Deb the Mini Van lastnight and shes not talking to me today! She did say her ass hurts tho!

228👍 69👎

van vooren

(verb). To provide half the data to a customer at twice the cost.

I can't believe you got an award after pulling that van vooren!

19👍 3👎

van life

The continuous and everlasting voyage of living in a van, either traveling, down by a river, or partying at every bonfire you can find. Off-roading is key and animals living in the van only adds to the overall van life.
Goals include having a convoy of vanlifers.

I didn't choose the van life, the van life chose me.

Van life! (hops in van) (dog hops in van)
It's kinda cheesy over here, wanna vanlife it?

22👍 10👎