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Someone who thinks that bees can be meaningfully enslaved, but only if you use them to produce honey and not almond milk, for some reason. This line of logic may or may not be related to widespread acute B12 deficiency among the vegan population, which is known to cause deficiencies in rational thinking.
Normal person: Do you want something in your coffee? It looks like we have milk, sugar, honey and cream.
Vegan: Oh, I don't eat any of that stuff. Milk is COW RAPE and honey comes from ENSLAVEMENT OF THE BEES.
Normal person: Uh, okay. The honey comes from my neighbor's backyard hive, the bees seem happy enough to me.
Vegan: Thankfully I brought my own almond milk.
Normal person: 90% of all almonds in the world come from California and they truck the bees in from all around the country to pollinate the flowers. It's very stressful for the bees and a lot of them die in the process. How is this better than my neighbor's backyard honey again?
Vegan: BEE VOMIT IS DISGUSTING.
Normal person: Uh, okay.
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A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.
Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
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People who don’t like eating sausages
Or steak
Or eggs
Or milk
Or cheese
Or pepperoni pizza
Brenda: “ew what’s she drinking?”
Stella: “soya milk she must be vegan”
Brenda: XD
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A Mental Illness
Vegans are usually described as sub-humans, who think that eating/using animal products should be forbidden.
- Look at him he has cancer.
- Must be a Vegan
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Kind of mental illness. They are known for telling everyone about it.
Person 1: "Hi,can you ple...."
Person 2:"I'm a vegan."
Person 1: "I just wanted to ask where the hospital is."
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