a person who is mentally and physically unable to process anything
"Remember that kid on those tiktok lives he is such a vegetable"
A person who lacks enough brain cells to even carry out basic bodily functions.
I heard Justin became a vegetable after that car crash.
To sit there and do nothing. To be lazy, chill and relax.
I am going to get a blanket, sit on the couch and chill like a vegetable
A fruit and or a vegetable used as a masturbatory aid. Popping a hole in a grapefruit, apple, or any other large squishy fruit for male intercourse or a female using a carrot or cucumber.
Guy 1: This guy on Good Luck Chuck used a grapefruit as a passion fruit.
Guy 2: That's sick and I was gonna eat that.
Boyfriend: Hey babe. Why does this cucumber smell funny.
Girlfriend: Oh sorry that's my passion fruit/vegetable
an ugly troll ass rat who can't get his head out of his ass and us high all the damn time.
"nick vegetable just texted me "
"he's ugly , block"
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It means you do nothing at all apart from eat and game it also mean you have no life at all
Go do something with your life you vegetable
When you have to many hoes and you don't have time to clean up in-between women!
Man I didn't get a chance to even clean up after I got laid by Amanda and I let victoria suck off the spoiled vegetables that's all their getting from the Experience!