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Drinking so much that you become convinced that the Chuckle Brothers are in your peripheral vision.
"Anyone got another beer? Good God, is that Barry Chuckle on your couch"
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a way of seeing, especially in males, when checking out a hot or in rare case large butted individual. To engage tunnel vision is to ignore all other movements, actions, and people in your periphery while only focusing on that sexy individual.
"Wow look at that sexy lady."
"Oh yea. Time to engage tunnel vision!"
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When someone suggests that a person looks like somebody else, but the person in question looks nothing like this suggested look-a-like.
Originated when a boy claimed amongst company that a character in an advert looked like TV pundit Chris Kamara. Those present ridiculed this claim and any foolish look-a-like suggestions were thence known as 'kamara vision'
'Oh my god, that guy looks exactly like Akon.'
(Man looks nothing like R&B star Akon)
'What! That is pure Kamara Vision. Have a word with yourself.'
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A male who is engaged in persuit of a female, and is only able to see as far as the end of his cock.
Looking out of his japs eye.
Man just let him get on with it, "bro's before ho's" doesn't mean shit if you've got slant vision.
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The means by which normally unattractive members of the opposite sex become incredibly hot.
Similar to Beer Goggles, but without the consumption of alcohol.
Can lead to awkward situations through use of text messaging, phone calls or conversation when under it's effect.
Guy 1: Hey man, I cant believe you tried it on with Suzi, didn't her facial skin condition put you off!
Guy 2: Ugh, I know! Boner Vision really screwed me this time!
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A visual effect caused by drug use or lack of sleep. The world looks as if your eyes are opening and closing extremely fast, but you can't feel any eye movement, and others can't tell you're seeing funny. It is like the opening and closing of a camera shutter on high speed capture. And it can be very disorienting.
"Dude, I roofied myslef and now I got mega shutter vision, the world looks like discovery channel or something."
"Damn, I've been up for days and the world looks like it's a cartoon; crazy-ass shutter vision yo."
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JLiv’s vision is to bring light to the blind, hope to the hopeless, and confidence to the meek.
“In dire conditions, tune out the millions of villains and witness the billions of signals of hope.” - JLiv’s Vision