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the popular and delicious blend of vitamin water and vodka
Pat mixed his XXX vodka with Acai Berry vodka...it was delicious vitamin vodka!
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The type of vodka you find in plastic bottles in the corner store, or on the bottom shelf of your neighborhood liquor establishment. These inferior brands of imbibes are known by their rot gut effects and terrible taste.
"You drink that cheap vodka, man that shit will give you a nice case of rot gut"
"You look like shit"
"I was low on cash so we had the cheap vodka, I thought I was going to puke my bowels."
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The opposite of whiskey dick when a girl has too much to drink and can't have sex.
"Old vodka pussy kept passing out while we were having sex."
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Similar to beer goggles. The specific effect vodka has on one's ability to determine attractiveness of the opposite sex (sometimes same sex). For example, hot people will look like Greek gods, average looking people will look like Greek gods, and finally ugly people will also look like Greek gods. The result of vodka vision tends to involve shame and regret.
Too bad I had vodka vision last night, I really thought he was cute, now I am disgusted with myself.
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A really cheap vodka preferred by solo practitioner lawyers who can't afford shit else.
I walked past a run-down law office yesterday morning when this solo attorney leaned out a window and started shouting expletives at me. He was in a mustard stained shirt with a cheap tie, clenching a bottle of Popov vodka in one hand and waving his fist at me with the other. Sad what's happened to the "profession" of law these days.
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Rod Vodka is a slam term meaning a male's 'sperm', 'cum', 'jizz', ect.
"Yeah, baby, I'm gonna release some rod vodka on your forehead."
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Drinking copious amounts of alcohol before going out clubbing in the winter months, in order to maintain a feeling of warmth, when one is too cheap to pay for coat check-in but still wants to wear skimpy clothes.
I want to wear shorts to the club tonight but it's going to be bloody freezing, so I'll have to wear my vodka blanket.
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