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One of the most retarded presidents in American history. Went to school and tried to become a master locksmith but was too stupid and his dad paid off his teachers.
I'm George "W" Bush and I'm a fucking faggot.
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a fascist fuck. belives that war will save the world. WHAT GOOD WILL WAR DO YOU BASTARD? constantly contradicts himself and his religion. ignorant
little jimmy came home one day to find his parents watchingt he presidents address.
"YOU BASTARDS!"
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"youre acting like george bush."
"how?"
"by being a fag like george w. bush."
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1. Somebody idiots support.
2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.
3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.
4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.
5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.
6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.
"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.
Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.
2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.
Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.
1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"
2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)
3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."
4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"
Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."
5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."
Anybody: "Yeah?"
Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"
Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."
6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"
Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."
Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"
Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."
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A president supported by the upper middle class or rich. He is also fervently supported by evangelical Christians who may not necessarily be wealthy. Many supporters hold the belief that any leader other than Bush or another Republican would have cowered after the worst attack ever on US soil. This belief has no factual basis. FDR – a democrat, responded after Pearl Harbor, JFK – a democrat, responded after Soviet efforts to place nuclear missiles in Cuba, et cetera.
Policies are based off ideology rather than facts. Ideology comes first then evidence is sought to support these theories.
Many consider GWB to be the most adept in propaganda since Joseph Goebbels of Nazi Germany, although not a Nazi himself. Examples include the following:
Perhaps his greatest accomplishment in this area was convincing a majority of Americans that Iraq was involved in or perpetrated the attacks on 9/11. After failure to find WMD’s in Iraq Bush was able to convince Americans that humanitarian reasons were, in fact, the main reason for invasion. This tends to run counter to his claim in 2000 that he did not believe in nation building. This also ignores the fact that many nations including Russia, France, and the United States were able to break free of their own will from oppressive dictatorships. He was also able to convince Americans that terrorism exists due to blind hatred of democracy and western culture, not policies of the West. Generally terrorists (such as Al Qaeda) site the Israeli Palestinian conflict, and western occupation of Arab lands as reasons for their acts, not hatred of “freedom”.
In terms of domestic policy, Bush supports large and small businesses with the theory that in time benefits will trickle down to lower income citizens. So far this has led to a booming stock market, but little job growth due to outsourcing and higher productivity.
Bush Voter #1: Bush sure has made the economy great! Any day now I'll be able to find a job, I just know it. Just look at the stock market!
Bush Voter #2: Good thing Gore isn't in power. Saddam and Osama Bin Laden would have taken over our country by now!
Bush Voter #3: God bless George Bush, he would never cheat on his wife like Bill Clinton!
Bush Voter #4: Hey Bush isn't a Democrat right? Oh good, I'll vote for him then!
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GooglePedia string "George W. Bush"
Date: 10/23/2020 9:34:20 PM
George W. Bush (1946 to 2007)**
1)America's first president to incur over 200% spending ratio for the duration of his term.
2)America's first president since the birth of electronic communication to delay immediate reaction to national disaster. See also World Trade Center, September 11, 2001 and New Orleans.
3)America's first president to have admittedly used a hard drug.
4)America's first president to have entered office with a criminal record.
5)America's first president to declare pre-emptive war on a nation with little standing army and no measurable threat to the United States. *
6)<font style="italic">See article 5*</font>Largest standing financial and human loss in such a war.
7)First known massive use of known psychological tactics to employ popular support (See "Microsoft v. The People" (2010)).
8)First direct interference by the White House with the press.
9)First president to have had both his elections (See 2000, 2004 elections) seriously questioned by more than 10% of his constituency.
10)Presided over largest reversal of political, personal, and civil rights on the part of the executive branch since the Colonial Age. See John Adams (1797-1801)
11)First president to have his failures documented in a blockbuster during his presidency.
12)First president to propose an amendment to the constitution based on sexual or religious preference (see Quakers, Puritans, Bill of Rights).
**Civil Rights (2005-2015)
George W. Bush bombed civilian targets, risked American National Security, sent over 2,000 American soldiers to their deaths, and manipulated your emotions to further his Allies' political and economic causes while accomplishing nothing that he set out to do. And you bought every single word of it. Way to go, conservative America. You all get red stars.
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defnition of a redneck person, who only likes arabs for their oil, will otherwise blow them up and say "Its for protection". Also can be defined as ignorant, and not very good with money, or millions of peoples welfare
People that re-elected Bush: definition of people who are suicidal
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