Random
Source Code
Random
A person who is legit handsome and the best person in the world.
Henry Winston is so hot, hadsome, and smart.
A group of the best aimers to walk the planet, only real Winston Aim members have good enough aim to use Winston
That guy is shitting on us, I wonder if he's in Winston Aim.
A phrase used by two fake country boys I seen at carowinds
A dog who can be seen in Elijah Matzke's Instagram and Snapchat. He is a cute Golden Retriever, who deserves the best from his owners.
Winston Matzke is the cutest dog alive!
Cutting one's nose with the new fiver whilst snorting cocaine
Man i got winstoned last night, I hope I don't get an infection
Probably paralyzed. Is the product of 2 very weird, polar opposite parents. One is highly inappropriate, and cringe af. Posting pics on the internet wearing panties. Is a black. The other may or may not exhibit racist tendencies. Is a white. The boy in the wheely chair is definitely going to be a biracial. A brown. He l also likes takis, saltine crackers. And is hella mean to any similarly biracial girl humans whose name is likely to be either Iris or Melissa. That girl’s dad is a large, tubby McFat Fuck bastard.
Person 1: “Ooh! Ohh! Do Wesley!”
Person 2: “WAIT! DOES IT SAY PROBABLY PARALYZED?!”
Person 3: “thought to themselves… hold my fucking beer… and typed manifested this nonsense into existence!”
Wesley (Winston, Gerome) On Wesley (Winston, and or gerome.)
A region in Alabama full of illiterate dumbass’ who will probably tickle your sack for a half gram of fentanyl.
“Winston County is a hell hole. I’d rather stick glass in my pecker hole than live there.”